That monkey sure did kill a lot of people

Yesterday I finally watched the movie "Monkey Shines". I've been meaning to see that movie for 20 years. One night twenty years ago, I thought I was actually watching it, but I wasn't, and then I threw up in the sink a little bit after begging myself not to vomit.

College is stupid.

[SPOILERS!] The movie was pretty good, with good actors. The best part was watching the paralyzed guy being terrorized by the cute little monkey, like when she kept shoving food in his mouth. The best villain is a darned cute one, which explains the enduring malevolence of the Ewoks.

I don't think it was scientifically accurate, though, so if you want to inject human brain material into a monkey's ass, go ahead (ask the monkey for permission, first). I really don't think it will make you telepathically bond with her brain and cause her to go on killing sprees of your enemies.

Also, I didn't think it was fair that the paralyzed guy was cured at the end, but the monkey was killed. It wasn't her fault she was injected with bad human cells or whatever.

And like it couldn't be a happy ending if he was still paralyzed and getting on with his life with the added benefit of not being stalked by a demonic monkey? That seemed like a weird message to me, given that accidents do happen and life does have to go on, with or without your monkey.

Sometimes killing your monkey doesn't solve all of your problems, but it does make things better overall -- cut off the dumb ending where he could walk, and that's what I took from this movie.

Deep!