Get Offa My Farm

If I recorded an album* (or a "phonograph", as the kids call it), and I needed a record cover, this would be it.

Also, if I owned a business and needed a laminated cover for our annual prospectus, this would be it.

Also, if I had a farm.


*spoken word, of course.

B&B Photos: History comes alive!

Walter and I put ourselves in the pictures hanging on the walls of our B&B in Woods Hole (Cape Cod, MA). Don't you feel transported back in time?

Walter insists the child in the dress photo is a boy, but I'm not so sure. Whatever, Walter -- you just wanted to wear my skirt, to "accurately represent the print".

Fear us!

Fear us with our kicking and leaping from the bowels of hell-hot Arizona! We will slip-and-fall and arm-pump our way into your cranium and out of your skull!! We will shoe-horn your eyeballs to INFINITY!

I AM...Star of India!

Another San Diego shot, wherein Courtney Lamb IS...the Star of India. I'm fighting crime here, or I'm just about to fight crime, or at the very least, I'm thinking about fighting crime. At any rate, crime will be fought.