Now is as good a time as any to show you my O.J. Simpson autograph

When I was a kid I bought a book that told you how to collect autographs and included addresses for famous people, including future murderers -- oops, I mean kidnappers and armed robbers.

I'm not sure where to display this photo. Next to the ones from Margaret Thatcher and Madeline L'Engle? Under the one from Shirley Temple? In a collage with the one from Johnny Cash and the one from "let's play two!" Chicago Cub Ernie Banks?

Maybe not.

p.s. I wrote Shirley Temple a poem. A poem! Ah, childhood.