12 May 2009

Advice for if you have coma

This is valuable advice from a site called emedicinehealth:

Seek immediate attention at a hospital's emergency department if you have these signs and symptoms associated with thyroid problems.

Shortness of breath

Abdominal pain

Vomiting

Confusion

Coma

Seriously, people; if you have coma, go to the ER without delay. I don't know how you're going to get there, but get there.

08 May 2009

"Cool Cars: Culver City" photo gallery


I'm lucky; I live in an awesome neighborhood. One of the awesome things about it is that my neighbors believe in the power of a cool car with a lot of personality. Look, the Stinger above is even winking at us. It knows how cool it is. (Note: I nicknamed it the Stinger all on my own. I don't know much about cars except that I find some of them to be cool.)

Check out my gallery of cool cars here:
Link to my Cool Cars: Culver City Photo Gallery

05 May 2009

Someone pooped in our yard

There, I said it. It happened, and I acknowledged it.

I think it was an act of desperation, not of revenge. I don't think there was someone saying, "I really hate those guys. I mean really. How can I best say, 'I hate you'? An anonymous letter just seems so...non-disgusting. Hmmm, that burrito I just ate is really acting up....I've got it!"

No, I think someone got really desperate and found themselves stuck in a neighborhood and faced a terrible choice. This is the price we as a society pay for not having enough public toilets.

How do I know it wasn't a really large dog? Well, in my experience, a) dogs don't open gates, and b) dogs don't use napkins as toilet paper.

I disposed of the evidence with one of those long-handled grabber things you use to pick up trash. Some trash that was.

Do I have any suspects? Yes. I think it was Mexico.

I was supposed to go to Cancun on vacation this past weekend and had to cancel due to swine flu aka H1N1.

In retaliation, Mexico pooped in my yard.

Mighty uncalled-for response to a pandemic, Mexico. Próxima vez que escriba una carta anónima!