This is valuable advice from a site called emedicinehealth:
Seek immediate attention at a hospital's emergency department if you have these signs and symptoms associated with thyroid problems.
Shortness of breath
Abdominal pain
Vomiting
Confusion
Coma
I'm lucky; I live in an awesome neighborhood. One of the awesome things about it is that my neighbors believe in the power of a cool car with a lot of personality. Look, the Stinger above is even winking at us. It knows how cool it is. (Note: I nicknamed it the Stinger all on my own. I don't know much about cars except that I find some of them to be cool.)
Check out my gallery of cool cars here:
Link to my Cool Cars: Culver City Photo Gallery
There, I said it. It happened, and I acknowledged it.
I think it was an act of desperation, not of revenge. I don't think there was someone saying, "I really hate those guys. I mean really. How can I best say, 'I hate you'? An anonymous letter just seems so...non-disgusting. Hmmm, that burrito I just ate is really acting up....I've got it!"
No, I think someone got really desperate and found themselves stuck in a neighborhood and faced a terrible choice. This is the price we as a society pay for not having enough public toilets.
How do I know it wasn't a really large dog? Well, in my experience, a) dogs don't open gates, and b) dogs don't use napkins as toilet paper.
I disposed of the evidence with one of those long-handled grabber things you use to pick up trash. Some trash that was.
Do I have any suspects? Yes. I think it was Mexico.
I was supposed to go to Cancun on vacation this past weekend and had to cancel due to swine flu aka H1N1.
In retaliation, Mexico pooped in my yard.
Mighty uncalled-for response to a pandemic, Mexico. Próxima vez que escriba una carta anónima!
