Vons Light Brown Sugar and Bacterial Cultures

Mmmmm! Don't the graphics on the Vons Light Brown Sugar package want you to start baking right away? Let's see -- you could:

1. put a bacterial culture on a cracker, or
2. make just the plain cracker, suffering from a rash, or
3. put peaks and valleys of glue all over a slice of pizza, or
4. put a diseased raspberry clot on top of an iced cookie.

I'm hungry already!