The Phillie Phanatic

He's got a friendly face and a big bouncy belly, just like a lot of tailgating, beer-swilling fans. He's a good dancer. He's tall like Big Bird, green like Oscar the Grouch, curious like Grover, and sweet like Maria. He’s funny and mischievous. He's a dedicated fan. He’s a hard worker. He's impressive and appealing, unpretentious and awkward, just like the city he represents. He's the best in the business. He’s one-of-a-kind.

He's beautiful.